Tuesday 7 February 2012

Keep Your Mouth Shut!

Hello fellow followers and welcome to the recently updated Irate Italian, which is formerly known as Headshotz Hockey. Some may ask why the change and the answer is simple, because I want to talk about more than just hockey and I realized that over the weekend. So as the first post from the new Irate Italian I hereby give you the main reason why men will want to drive their vehicle into oncoming traffic...... Gisele Bundchen.

Too most men, Gisele stands for the epitome of good looking but what God gave her in physical assests he definitely did not in mental abilities. For most women the ability to communicate in a verbal, functioning state comes naturally. Apparently for Gisele her mouth, which usually gets her into good situations, put her in a bad one. (Take it anyway you want) On Superbowl Sunday with her husband, Tom Brady leading the New England Patriots against the New York "Football" Giants, Gisele broke a cardinal rule in any sport by being the first to comment about the game before her husband could. Gisele said "My husband cannot f---ing throw the ball and catch the ball at the same time. I can't believe they dropped the ball so many times." Gisele should have never even opened her mouth. A women who is known to make her money by shedding her clothes has no idea what goes on during the 60 minutes on the field. She has no right to criticize Brady's receivers as they are never one to criticize Tom when he has a bad game, mind you that does not happen to often. But when it does you know it is probably due to his irrelevant wife.

What is she even good for? Men look at her and wish they could  "tap that" but in no way would they ever want to be with her in the long run. I understand that what she did say might have been in the heat of the moment but by opening her mouth has now made Tom Brady public enemy number one. I can just imagine what the boys are thinking in the locker room, maybe "Hey Tom, keep your f***in woman in check" or "You serious Tom? This how you treat me? F*** you!" and for the most part I would not blame them. Brady's reciever's have said it was their fault but that is not to be said in any fashion except from the receiver's mouth, not Gisele.

The funny thing about Gisele is that this is not the first time she has sounded idiotic nor will it be her last, but that is just a matter of time. Tom and Gisele finally have been able to move into their new mansion which was started in 2007! Gisele tells E! that the house is economicallyu and environmentally friendly. How in the hell can a  22,000-square foot mansion which boasts eight bedrooms,  a six-car garage, a lagoon-shaped swimming pool with spa, a weight room for Tom to train in and a wine cellar be environmentally friendly? The mansion is a mansion and it would be nice to just tell people what it is instead of trying to justify building it. She is seriously a problem and possibly a reason why Tom has not won a Superbowl in his last two appearances. Tom won without her but not with her. Seems like a distraction to me!

Next time Gisele, instead of sounding like a bamboon's a** just shut your mouth and let your man handle it!

Anyways, I am through with this useless waste of space. Leave your thoughts and comments below!

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